In a quest on the order of magnitude of the searches for the holy grail, the last scion and the spear of destiny, Body Doubles will hold their next International Hot Twins Search in Las Vegas on Feb 2. I know this because they spammed me:
"Sports, Sexy Women, and Celebrities… What more do you need? Imagine the most beautiful women in the world on one stage competing in an unprecedented extravaganza!?!? "
Yes, that is exactly what I need!?!? to imagine?!!!?! The spam continues, undaunted by spelling and grammar check, "Now picture having double the beauty, double the drama, double the pleasure, and you have got the first ever Body Doubles International Twin search competition, 2006. During the world-wide search for the most beautiful twins, the Body Doubles Team will stop in Detroit to kickoff Super Bowl weekend. Sexy Women and Football… Double the Fun!"
Revealing the dark, desperate truth behind twinhood, when Sydney Canada winners Christina and Vanessa Milanja (pictured) were asked, "Have you ever had an embarrassing moment due to the fact that you're a twin (i.e. a boyfriend mistaking you for your sister, etc)?" they responded, "When I (Christina) was 12, I was looking in the mirror without realizing - and was trying to call my sister to come over. Then I realized it was the mirror I was speaking to."
Here's a video of their Vancouver search. There will also be a performance by Nelly and the St. Lunatics. Super duper. I'm sure this will be followed up with an email asking me what times they should buy the airplane tickets for, right? That's how these things work? Please tell me because it's my first international twin search competition too. If you're an accredited member of the press and would like to attend and cover the event, email email@example.com. Otherwise, tough shit because these girls have twice as many better things to do.