Agent Provacateur has finally let the last straps loose on their soft-core porn branded entertainment vehicle, "Tied up At the Office." With bondage, spanking and lots of frilly little black numbers, the eight-minute film is chock-full of product demos. The film's release obviously coincides with valentine's day and is design to "call up your wildest fantasies." So should your fantasies involve digital black and white videography, moans articulated by rising LED lights, claustrophobic closeups and mopettes licking each other dirty, Mike Figgis' short is sure to please.
A while back we reported on the Russian cellphone company that forced its highest female managers to pose nude for a calendar distributed to its VIP clients and partners. Now Euroset's calendar is here. Forget bedroom, these are boardroom eyes.
To promote ribbed and knobbed Durex condoms, in some cities in
Belgium condoms were painted on paving stones. Think about reading the message and then riding over it on a bike with no shocks. Agency: McCann Erickson, Belgium. Thanks to Dave.
Booty-bass pranksters Avenue D released their Christmas video featuring a mashup of some b-movie Santa horror porno. It's a compelling artistic outcry against the over-commercialization of Christmas featuring boobies and a helpless lady impaled on reindeer horns. Hi rez. Lo res. (NSFW). UPDATE: Daphne of Avenue D writes the vid is a mix of Silent Night, Deadly Night and Santa Clause Conquers the Martians (full version here). Daphne made the Jesus herself, though.
A decadent and groovy ad for the 1970's Dodge Charger. A mainstream advertising tap-in to the laissez-faire, wifeswapping, key-party, morally deliquescent zeitgeist. You just can't fight the man for very long before you get coolhunted and turned into an advertising campaign. via. Gotta love the on-the-nose taglin, "If you can cope with a whole new image, you could be Dodge Material."
Assvertising was so great you knew it would be copied. Who knew Kodak would be the one to stoop so low? That's like butterscotch-giving-grandpa hitting on your girlfriend - and stealing her (true story). Apparently, Kodak used the derriere media placement during a photo convention in Boston Kiev, Ukraine. At least two hot women were hired to wear ridiculously short mini skirts with Kodak logoed panties underneath and then drops things on the convention floor and pick them up. It's so off-brand one is inclined to think its an unauthorized effort by a sub promo company. If so, someone should spank them. Crass sexuality seems to be a particularly Russian obsession, like the company that forced its top female managers topose in a nude calendar distributed to its clients.
In a twist on the nude women-filled company calendar, Euroset will feature its own top female managers. Russia's biggest
cellphone seller give the calendar to company partners and VIP clients as a
New Years gift. PR
manager, Ulyana Smolkaja (pictured), conceived the effort. Heads of financial, logistics,
advertising, PR, retail and more will bare their skin. Marketolog doesn't think they did this voluntarily although he likes the idea... More pix and story (in Russian) here.
Porn is the silver bullet. "Does your blog suffer from low traffic? It's probably because there's not enough porn on it. Sex Porn,Real Estate Porn,Wine Porn,Biz Porn,Soul Porn, it doesn't matter. Porn = Traffic. Porn = Marketing. Porn = Sales. With Porn, all things are possible, " says GapingVoid. Of course, we knew this all along. Advertising Porn. It's not pejorative. It means...the hotness. The atomic magic that drills right into your cortex, bypassing all critical capacities. What advertising gets you off. The Spunker.
Thanks to Adverblog, found a fourth execution of the "Let the Beast Go" campaign. That's what happens when you get the material direct from the agency instead of being a bottom feeder suckerfish like The Spunker. Hey, maybe they could use that animal if they decided to do this for Durex female condoms.