Cub Scout Ad Loses Pinewood Derby

I don't what the fuck this is about but I certainly didn't make no X-ray space telescope in Cub Scouts. Or even Boy Scouts - and I made it to Eagle! Okay, so it says "explore" so the kids "explore" it on trips to the Liberty Science Center but what's the promise now? That Cub Scouts provides some kind of career path development? In that case, better put your kid and your mooney in preschool Princeton Review. Also, unless you're mentally impinged, you don't draw as juvenile as that by the time you join Cub Scouts. Maybe with the war going on they're lowering their enrollment standards... Agency: Martin|Williams.Via Adblather.