Magazines Continue Futile Efforts at Long-term Relevancy

In 100 years the only extant magazines will be the ones providing cheap insulation for our DIY nuclear bunkers. I'm going to use Cricket, but just for the articles, okay??? In spite of this, the Magazine Publisher's Association will wrap seven of their most popular magazines with futuristic glossy covers sporting coverlines FROM THE FUTURE! e.g. “Yes It’s True: Films Were Once Projected Instead of Ingested” and “Motherhood Update: Why Some Women Are Still Carrying Their Own Babies.” These special magazines are being distributed to the nation's advertisers and marketing leaders in a desperate attempt to convince them that in spite of flagging distribution and exponential fragmentation that magazines are still relevant and will continue to be so, even though they're not so much and definitely won't be much at all. Official Website. Via Gawker.