Hipsters Hate new Subway, Gentrification Chortles

Some Williamsburg tykes spared enough time from asymmetrically snipping each other's locks and draining their trust funds to purchase magic white creative dust to make this open letter calling for a boycot of a  new Subway in their hood. Among Jared Fogle Inc's crimes are that it "Hates People" and "Is Boring." Gothamist commentators offer insightful retorts, ranging from, "Williamsburg residents promote a universal hipster aesthetic, lacking character creativity and aesthetic appeal" to, "THERE IS A MC DONALDS IN WILIAMSBURG ON BROADWAY. AND GUESS WHAT IT IS FULL OF FATTIES." Couple the backlash with the NYT article about how, oh my gawd, did you know NYC is getting too expensive to support a 'creative class?' and whaddya got? A buncha whiners who should move to Philly crackville - STFU and get back to work!