Madonna in a Bottle

Sip the sweet nectar of the material girl. Or not. In which case you can suckle the salt of The Stones. Celebrity Cellars offers lines of  Madonna and Rolling Stones emblazoned wine bottles, "available filled with your choice of premium wine or UnWine® de-alcoholized red table wine." We'll leave you to decide whether the vintages are as delectable as the sweat of Mick and Madge.