Having slung many a flyer in my day, my heart goes out to this poor soul forced to dance in a giant plastic chicken suit. Watch the movie I made of his pain this morning. One time I had to stand in the concession area of the Denver Bronco's stadium and belt out "Bronco bag! Get your free bronco bag!" to entice people to fill out home insurance leads. It was awesome.
Lol to the bunny. The bags contained no testicles. Prospects who completed the app and had all their information correct and their credit rating approved were later sent the matching pair of bronco testes.
Posted by: Ben Popken | 02/03/2006 at 11:53 AM
Sorry, I meant Bronco bags. We call them the Donkeys here in Boston in honor of John Elway's prodigious teeth.
Posted by: Bob | 02/03/2006 at 11:27 AM
I saw some poor shmuck dressed up as a pink bunny (complete with oversized pointy ears and a puff tail) handing out the Metro at Haymarket Station in Boston last week. Guy most have weighed 350. Pink was not his color.
(BTW, Had the testicles already been removed from the donkey bags?)
Posted by: Bob | 02/03/2006 at 11:26 AM
He dances pretty well considering how bulky he is.
Posted by: Tim Nudd | 02/02/2006 at 05:02 PM